I drink my cereal milk: Yeah I’m not ashamed to admit it… I eat my bowl of cereal, then when the cereal is all done, I’ll add some more cereal to the milk, and eat that, and then when the sugar and coloring from the cereal has mixed into the milk –then I’ll slurp that bowl and gulp that sugary colored milk.. mmmm.. tasty.. this goes out to all you weirdos that made me feel uncomfortable about slurping the milk out of my bowl.
I can’t sit down during a stressful part in a movie: it’s true, if something’s about to happen in the movie and I know it’s going to happen, shit man, I need to stand up.. You should see me in the movie theater, moving around in my seat. I do this when Arsenal are playing as well..
I sing and dance in my car while I listen to my music: unlike some of my friends who immediately lift their hand to their ear like they’re talking on the phone.. I do a little smirk, and continue with my song. Music gets me going in the morning, so I’m not going to ruin my entire morning because some person saw me getting my groove on to “cross-town traffic”..
I will push my music on anyone who’ll listen and then get really aggravated with them when they don’t share the same opinion as me.. When I buy new music, I have to travel with my cd case… I take it upon myself to subject everyone listen to my music and put them through a br “new music listening session”.. that said, I pay very close attention to crown control, and I have a kick ass music collection – in fact... nono no I wont say it.. It’s a little too much..
I’ve stopped playing winning 11 and Fifa on the play station because it consumes me. I want my friends to stop.. it’s a bad addiction… I’ve contemplated breaking the disc, but then I’d have 4-6 of my friends ready to beat me senseless. I’ve threatened them a couple of times, but they know they’ve got strength in numbers…
I prefer contact grills than the triangle sandwich presses, if you know what I mean… they’re so much cooler, I hate having the ‘way my sandwich is going to get cut’ determined for me. Sometimes I like to cut it diagonally sometimes straight..
I have a little windup Godzilla on my desk.. he’s the coolest motherfuqing plastic reptile I know.. when you wind him up, he walks across my desk at work and sparks come out of his month… if anyone steals him, I’ll take a flamethrower to your grandma’s house..
I like buying different deli meats from the supermarket.. Then when I’m at home, I do the whole Tony Soprano thing: bust into the fridge and eat some of that ‘gabagol’ straight out of the packaging.. yeah.. There’s a definite feel good factor when you eat with your hands, I’m learning to enjoy it much much more..
THAT’S ALL FOLKS
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Stopped playing Fifa and Winning 11? Are you mad? Its addictive, yes.. but its what we call a GOOD addiction *sniff*.
And don't even think about breaking the CDs.. its bad enough you've lost the football gaming spirit.. if you harm those discs then a part of your actual SOUL will shatter into a million pieces and forever be lost.
Think about it. Now excuse me while I go get my fix of Winning 11.
Nice blog. Keep it up ! :)
Hey man,
What's with all these offers for free homes and money?! Spam is making it to BLOGS now?!
Damn.
thanks for the support, I'm just sick and tired of being ostracized for wanting to drink the cereal milk.. You know some cow's udders were squeezed till they went numb and red to get you that milk.. the least you can do is drink it.. wait, eww, I just painted a really gross picture.. enough udder talk..
Whoever gives you shit about drinking ceraal milk needs a dope slap. I mean come on what are you supposed to do with the milk. Wash it down the drain? Or better send it to the poor and needy? You drink it. Common sense if you think about it.
Is there any other way to eat cereal?! That's how I do it. Keep topping up the cereal until there's barely any milk left, then drink the milk from the bowl!! (That's the only way I ever drink my milk, saturated with SUGAR! The way it's supposed to be 'drank'!)
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