I rant you risten

Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label photos. Show all posts

Friday, March 02, 2007

rex the barbary falcon

Sometimes i get blue.. when that happens, i find this guy hanging around on the ledge outside my window at work... he comes over, pauses and gives me a look "khey man, everything cool? you look a little down, you look like you could use some cheering up".

he's a Barbary falcon (a subspecies of the Peregrine), flies through Bahrain when the weather's nice, and is missing a talon - i call him rex. if you haven't noticed, rex is a total camera whore..

this is him peering through my window trying to get my attention, but still acting cool about it.. it's around this time that i drop everything i'm doing to snap a couple of shots on my cameraphone (the little 2 megapixel that could)...

this is his, "lets get the prerequisite symbols of Arabia photoshoot out of the way first and then we'll talk".. notice the serious look on his face, the prestige, the piercing glaze in his eyes, the determination.. i think we all know who'd win the staring you down contest..

you talkin to me bitch? huh? i said, you talkin to me? i don't see no other bird on this ledge but me so you must be talkin to me.. do not get my feathers ruffled man, you're biting off more than your molars can chew. i will claw out your eyeballs and nest my eggs in your bleeding warm sockets.. do not get my feathers ruffled man..

this is rex right before he's off to kill a pigeon or some innocent animal. scoping out the scene, he turns for one last photo. lets wrap this up, i feel my right side is my best side, what do you think? total camera whore i tell you..


so that's rex, the falcon that just comes and hangs out.

always does wonders for my mood..

Monday, February 19, 2007

wawaweewa

gindobre

i tried posting this yesterday, but something went wrong, so you'll be graced with two posts today..

my borat moment



enjoy


Saturday, October 07, 2006

pulling a mak.tv




"does anyone know what this is?"

Sunday, January 29, 2006

hellophoto

Extracted from the memory card of silly pictures

rainbow bright nearing the end of her career



does my tail look fat in these scales?

even bananas suffer from shrinkage after a dip in the ocean

hey larry, your gill's in my face, waitaminute that's not your gill, goddamit larry!


a whole lot of cancer

a message to all you impressionable crustaceans: Being a mule will result in lobster cavity searches, stay away from drugs kids

mmm, cerveza

samirai jack, new wave new wave

slam, da da daat, da da daat, let the boys be boys

my hand as featured in the vw ad that never was...

thifting to loodakrith thpeed

bloggers in the mirror appear stupider than they really are