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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Honeymoon Hiatus

dear reader: May 2005 has been a fucking killer...

First I get attacked by a gang of killer manatees.. don't worry everything's fine, they just wanted my wallet and my costa coffee drink coupon... bastards, I was one drink away from a free coffee as well..

Then my superiors misread the sign on my head that says "overworked underpaid employee thinking about going postal" for "Sadomasochist - who enjoys being defecated on" - a common misconception... Anyways, after being flogged with reports, ratios and numbers, I've decided to return to tell you that I shall be back with some more stupid nonsensical ramblings sometime soon. Stay Tuned..

Finally, I have a confession to make, I've been sleeping around with another blog.. her name is www.qadam.blogspot.com, she's a gemini, and I think I'm in love. Qadam is blog for football fans by football fanatics - a place to discuss anything and everything relating to the world of football... We're trying to get different fans from all over the world to contribute their views on footie (random mo, shoot me an email when you get a chance if you're interested).. Anyways, check out the blog if you like, we've just started and are hoping to provide fans with some interesting conspiracy theories, analysis, and just some good old biased team talk...

so that's all I really have to say...

ciao for now

3 comments:

Mo said...

rants,

Would shoot you an email but i couldn't find your address anywhere on your blog. Let me know how you wanna do this, and i'd be glad to contribute to qadam.

Anonymous said...

You very funny...like a bunny...

Orlando Caulking said...

You're the best