Sunday, June 12, 2005
Things that drive me nuts… Part umpteen…
The smell of feet in the sugar tin at the kitchenette at my office (some of the “not bothered by hygiene” employees like to use the same wet spoon to mix their creamer and then add their sugar to their tea or coffee – leaving a rotting cheesy foot scent - full scale toe jam) – thanks to my shifty fingers at Corporate coffee house, I’ve managed to replenish my personal sugar stockpile. The fact that Jan burger only opens at 8PM. The fact that Jan Burger have inconveniently located themselves in impossible to get to locations. Turning around in at my desk on a beautiful day to enjoy my sea view and seeing someone jet skiing or enjoying the sea – bastards, the lot of ya. The afternoon sun that goes right through my window and hits my screen blinding me, and then me having to explain why I’m wearing sunglasses at 5pm… The fact that now’s not the time to eat prawns in Bahrain cause you can get food poisoning and no one reminded me – my poor exit points… The fact that shops will have “incredible sales” yet still charge you 20 dinars for a pair of converse sneakers on sale – when they paid less than 128 UAE dirhams for them (that’s about 12.8 dinars – you should’ve taken the reduced sale price sticker off the sneaker you dumbasses- Yeah we all know who you are- stop ripping people off). The fact that I’ve discovered a cache of ultra-hip t-shirts online that wont accept a Bahraini credit card or shipping to Bahrain – COME ON STEVE- RECONSIDER… That Mohammed Salmeen has consistently let me down – I thought you had heart, every time you play, we disappoint… The damn ticking noise in the car… I’ve been continually lied to for the past year and a half and this came from someone I loved… Tabriz grills in Jidhaffs has the best grilled lamb chops and I’ve yet to try them… I have no summer plans… The fact that Chelsea FC have managed to flex their muscles all over the footballing world and the English FA have done nothing about it – yeah you pussies – up yours! The fact that I cannot find a decent pizza in Bahrain. The fact that I just lost 5 years worth of financial information cause I didn’t save – DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY!!!… So many things – I can go on for hours….
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things that drive me nuts...ppl who sip tea/coffee too loud; women who forget to take the price sticker off the bottom of their shoes (and yes u can see it when they walk or sit down); men who pick their nose at the traffic light; people with gaps in their teeth; people who don't refill the stapler or the printer; pretentious bling-bling; people who keep the plastic bags covering car seats (did u say that already?!).. cudnt resist. B
I also hate when women leave the tag on the sole of their shoe!
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-when you are at the table and ask for the bread and the person handing it over takes a slice with their "germy" hands instead of passing the basket to you
- when men talk to my breasts
- people who only talk about themselves over and over and over again and never ask you how you are
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- enough with the PUMA sneakers
- married women that try every tactic to glare their ring at you while you are looking at their face during a conversation
- the smell of eggs on dishes
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