Dream Job #1:
Model Scout: long hours spent on the beaches of Brazil looking for the next super model. The job would lead to a lot of traveling to all sorts of destinations around the world inspecting the most beautiful women. Will never have a problem with getting in anywhere (bars, clubs, restaurants, private parties, anywhere) because you’ll always have a group of wannabe models following you around… and to make this all better, you’re getting paid to do all of this… “Babe, Adriana Lima is where she is cause she listened to me and I took her to the top… by the way I’ll need to take some photos…” Muwaahahahaha
Dream Job #2:
Sporting Director for FC Barcelona: I didn’t choose an English or Italian team, because they like to have the Presidents and Chairmen handle all the negotiating. In Spain, things are a little different, it’s the Sporting Director who wines and dines the players, travels to negotiate the final deal with the new south American phenomenino, negotiates their contracts, provides the link between the player and the club.. yeah that would be cool. (think Jorge Valdano at the birth of the Galacticos – but for FCB instead – Viva Catalunya).
Dream Job #3:
Freelance Writer for popular music magazines: I’m not a Superstar DJ, nor am I a gifted musician, but I’d sure like to tell their stories… Rock concerts, backstage parties, sets on the beach in Punta Del Este… whoa… No dress code, mobile office, and you spend the rest of your free time writing that novel that you’ve been thinking about…
Dream Job #4:
Pirate: The wind in your hair, looting and plundering, a secret pirate island, a lass in every port, a loyal yet fierce crew, the best rum ever stolen, cool clothes, stories about mermaids – sharks - and killer penguins… Aarrrrrrr… the adventures of a pirate what a wonderful life it would be… just think of all the cool things you could do – hold the world’s supply of ramen noodles for ransom…
Dream Job #5:
Personal Masseuse to Helena Christiansen: Yummy
Ok, so what’s your dream job?
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Bond.. James Bond.
Classic choice... Secret Agent, always saving the world, drives the coolest cars, license to kill, uses the latest in gadgets, always bags the girl, and gets paid to do it all... pure class...
Now that I think about it could I have 2 Dream Jobs? As a "Super Spy" age will slow you down in time. Could I then change to Head Coach of the Patriots???? I'll toss in season tickets for you..........
Unfortunately , your on the biggest pipe dream of your life , pipe dream; opium induced dream or any drug derived from opium i.e. morphine /heroine .. either you’re a dragon chaser in need of an intervention ;friends take notice. Or you’re a young pubescent boy , just spouting your first bit of chest hair, your testosterone over flowing in a puddle of "funky spunk" . Dream big , the world is too cold and cruel not to , but live in reality ... Helena Christensen is a goddess , sharing her bed , sole , dreams , eyes body with Norman Reedus , the epitome of beauty, spiked with masculine F'U roughness , typical American persona that most foreign woman of exquisitness desire . Your on the wrong side of the pond Bahrainirants , but I hear those Khaliji woman clean up ok , once there sheered of there excess body hair ,similar to that mass you've just sprouted on your chest and god knows where else ... just keeping it real , you should try it some time
Ahh hello everyone and please join me in inviting another anonymous poster to the blog.. first off jack off, did you not see the “dream job title”? as in fiction? do you feel good about trying to bring me back to reality by telling me that oh no, poor me will never get his chance to rub the back of that saucy Danish vixen? Fuck you bucko… if I was a dragon chaser, I wouldn’t be taking the time to write this reply and tell you how much you’ve lost the plot… and if I’m a young pubescent lad full of “funky spunk” (don’t know what you’ve been swallowing these days) why would I choose Helena? there are much younger women models that would tickle the fancy of any young and cumming buck.. And what does Norman Reedus have to do with this? Honestly, I had to run a search on him, he had one good role with Boondock Saints and tried to milk it for all it’s worth with his other bombs at the box office. I would never ever in a million years consider him the “typical American persona” he’s more like the “ wannabe british mod rocker persona” running around with his silly haircut… I’m not on the wrong side of the pond, that would only work if you’re referring to people in Europe and the United States (and that’s where the definition of pondscum came from).. I could be on the wrong side of the planet, or stuck in the wrong place.. but definitely not on the wrong side of the pond.. (if you’re going try to use a to smart comment, at least know how to use it)… “Dream big – but live in reality” you thought my masseuse dream job was the unattainable one? How about the Pirate? or Sporting Director of FC Barcelona? Those are more attainable than touching Helena Christiansen? buddy, chica, bucko, gumby whatever you want to be called… you give the worst advice on this planet… the object of this post was for you to stretch your brain and see what’s the most unbelievable job you could dream of having… unfortunately you’ve totally missed the point and demonstrated that there are numnuts out there like you using up our valuable oxygen…
"Helena Christensen is a goddess , sharing her bed , sole , dreams , eyes body with Norman Reedus , the epitome of beauty, spiked with masculine F'U roughness , typical American persona that most foreign woman of exquisitness desire"..
Come on anonymous.. 'fess up.. you've been searching for that "F'U rough", young American buck to satisfy YOUR dreams haven't you?
I'd tell you to get the point of the post and use your imagination, but I don't think that'd be a great idea considering how far its gotten you as it is.
oh, i thought I'd defend my sisters the Khaliji women while I'm at it.. you wouldn't be able to handle one yourself, for apparent lack of masculinity. Go on, get back to searching for your american dream stud, big boy.
A professor who is travelling between MIT and Cambridge a lot, England.... always get the chance to get an invitation for a conference or two every months... Bright students wish to get 5-10 minutes to chat with him about the latest in R&D... get a holiday in Rome,Italy every summer!
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